What i dont want
I will make this easy. I will tell you all possible reasons why I don't want you to reply.
I am 5ft, if you weigh less, again, don't reply.
I have kids, several, if that's a problem, don't even bother replying.
I am reasonably educated and bilingual, so if you aren't very bright, don't........
I don't am not big chested, if you want that, reply to a different add.
I don't get drunk, so if you are an alcoholic, don't reply.
You don't shower at least once daily, don't believe in clean clothes or smelling good, just don't......
You use any recreational or prescription drugs, definitely do NOT reply.
You are married or already have a girl, don't even consider replying.
You want a sister wife..... I don't share, so please don't reply.
You can't support yourself? Well, I can't support you either. Safe us from wasting our time, and dont...
You are looking for a f...buddy, sorry, I date to see if there is potential for more, so don't waste my time by replying.
You are young enough to be my kid, I won't go there, so don't reply.
If you are looking for someone real, true, vivacious, spunky, honest to a fault, spontaneous person who believes in having her friends or partners back at all times, send me an email. Your pic gets mine.
Please put "none of the above" in the subject line, so I can weed out the spammers. Thank you.